Just Wondering
A goldfish in a bowl will rarely have a goal. It’s room and board is set. Fears nothing but a net. No clothing does it need. It follows no known creed. In politics is bland; will always vote for sand. Cannot be made to see its part in history. Prefers to drift along, no thought [...]
Timerick
Shut up, Michael Moore. You’re such an old bore. You don’t know the score. You make my ears sore. Rush Limbaugh, be still. You’re mentally ill. Go take a pain pill. We’ve all had our fill. Ms Oprah, drop dead. You live in your head. You make me see red. Some weight you should [...]
Child Soldiers of the Congo
Child soldiers of the Congo running wild with carbine guns, why could you not stay inside school and listen to the nuns? Now you march and loot and kill and chant your Mother Goose while your country sadly steps up to a copper noose. Child soldiers of the Congo missing hands and maybe feet, [...]
Vampires
If you want success without a question or a doubt make sure your book or movie has vampires all about. The undead are now part of the American Daydream; we seem to love these creatures that can make us bleed and scream. But compared to bank foreclosures and the layoffs running wild I think [...]
Incorruptible Iraq
Iraq is such a moral place, inspectors are not needed to sniff out governmental fraud and keep it firmly weeded. The bureaucrats are pure in heart. The clerks are close to Allah and you can get most anything if you have got a dollah. Their honesty’s beyond reproach and they are very frugal. Their picture [...]
Deadly Massage
I bought a back massager and I put it on my chair to take away the stiffness from my daily wear & tear. At first it worked delightful and I sighed at such quick ease, but soon the deep vibrations seemed a bit like swarms of bees. The china started shaking off the shelves [...]
UNWRAP THIS
Christmas morning down the stairs came the kiddies shrieking; they knew good things were at hand, for they had been peeking! Underneath the Christmas tree presents wrapped so brightly gave the boys and girls a thrill, made their parents sprightly. Little Billy dived right in, ripping like a demon, when he found his soldier [...]
Good Intentions
I know to brush my teeth at night, but I don’t always do it; someday when I am gumming meat perhaps I’ll come to rue it. I should not eat the sauerkraut that often comes with sausage and yet I do it anyway and put up with the tossage. To end each day in [...]
Snow Biz
The snow falls on my sidewalk as my back begins to twinge, and soon I know I’ll have to go upon a shoveling binge. The sidewalk is uneven so I meet a jarring bump every other foot or so that makes my coccyx jump. My shovel is an old one that must weigh more [...]
Pie In The Sky
Everybody’s crying wolf, but what’s the use of bawling that Depression’s back again and the sky is falling? Talking poor mouth is a ruse, practised by the many, from the farmer in his field to comics like Jack Benny. I see new cars everywhere. Credit cards are common. I haven’t got a single friend [...]
