Cedar Park Dentist
For your convenience, the best Cedar Park Dentists offer a good-bye sink for quick touch-ups before returning to your day. It should be their goal to provide patients with an experience that is as comfortable as possible during their visit.
Some dentists provide forms: Please download and complete the forms listed below so that we may [...]
Mdistribute
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Buying Used Cars
At buy your car.co.uk it is easy to search through used cars, and it is easy to navigate and there is plenty of choices. On of my favorite used ford cars is actually the Taurus, because of it’s incredible stability, track record, and comfortable ride. I bought a used car through BuyYourCar.co.uk just recently, [...]
Personal Injury Claims in the UK
If you’ve ever experienced the horrible prospect of having to go through with a personal injury claim, then you know how hard, time consuming, and ridiculous it can be. Personal injury claims service helping UK citizens claim compensation on a no win no fee basis is one of the best things about the service at [...]
Oral Hygiene
Don’t I get a bonus for my oral hygiene care?
My dentist says my teeth will make all other people stare.
Don’t I have a contract that rewards me with big bucks
for making funny noises that can sound like fire trucks?
And what about my nose hairs? I have trimmed them every day.
It’s morally imperative that somebody should [...]
Toxic Loan
Once there was a toxic loan, all by itself and small.
It huddled in a corner and would make no noise at all.
Shunned by prudent bankers and investors who were keen
to keep such noxious riff-raff far away, a sight unseen.
It asked for understanding and a little bit of hope
but in reply the zealous warned: For you there is [...]
Faith
The tender nurture of the Lord
does not mean child neglect,
does not mean solid science
is a sin we must reject.
The Lord inspires research
just as well as Bible-thumping.
I’d rather see a doctor
than a Holy Roller jumping.
Faith can move a mountain
but then so can TNT.
Angels may attend us,
let the doctors get the fee.
Oh Lord, protect the children
from our [...]
Teachers
Teachers must lead crummy lives,
so that is why they shirk
feelings of humanity
when they assign homework.
Every day another page
or two of history;
memorize state capitols
and multiples of three.
Write an essay, underline,
answer practice questions –
where to stuff this Mickey Mouse,
I had a few suggestions.
My parents, they were in cahoots
with every teach I had.
Red Skelton might be on TV,
but that [...]
A Nonsense Poem
Why not tax the air we breathe,
the flowers that we smell?
The smile on every baby
and each plea at wishing well?
Why not tax the sunshine
and the rainbow’s iridescence?
Every snowflake on our lawn
and half our birthday presents?
Raise a tax on porch swings
that don’t creak when lovers kiss.
Tax old men of certain wealth
for every time they piss.
Tax the [...]
Puckish Papa
I’ll be home for Christmas;
I can’t afford to go
anywhere that’s warmer
and lacks a foot of snow.
The radio is blaring
those shop-worn Xmas tunes,
shriveling my goodwill
into a heap of prunes.
I’m getting awful tired
of all those silver bells,
crooning about sleigh rides
my ear drums greatly swells.
Rudolph, take your red nose
and stick it you-know-where;
Frosty, I’ve a blow torch
to part your [...]
