Joe Biden

By tim | Aug 27, 2008

Joe Biden is feisty.
Joe Biden will fight.
He’s only lacklustre
when it comes to height.
Ignoring the chilling
and heart breaking howls
that come from the depths of
Bill Clinton’s fat jowls,
he’ll front for Obama
and take all the guff;
if Playboy comes calling
he’ll be in the buff.
Republicans fear him
and run when he snaps
because if he gets them
he bites their kneecaps.
He’ll criss-cross the country.
He’ll be in your face.
The Martians will find him
in deep outer space.
Pugnacious and steady,
street-smart and true-blue,
Joe Biden, remember! –
that you’re Number Two.

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