The world is getting smaller
is what people say & think–
and they are right, by golly!
when I watch my burger shrink.
The Whopper isn’t whopping
like it used to whop before.
They’ve shrunk the meat, the cheese,
the bun, and mayo is no more!
And if you order pizza
with a thin crust, do not chafer
that the crust is see-through
like a doily or a wafer.
But companies don’t worry
’bout this penny-pinching lag
cuz they are daily growing
the size of their damn price tag.
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