I like to wear suspenders
cuz I’m fighting gravity.
I know a belt is normal
but it’s never worry-free.
Trousers have no backbone;
they are spineless jellyfish.
They’d tumble like the Dow Jones
if they got their wicked wish.
Of course it might be better,
with the way that I am built,
to give up trousers anyway
and start to wear a kilt.
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