Joe Sixpack
Who is this Joe Sixpack
that the statisticians quote?
Where’s he living, what’s his job,
and who will get his vote?
Is he just a figment
of some adman’s fevered brow
or does he live and breathe
and go out bowling anyhow?
What about Jane Sixpack –
can she match him beer for beer?
Is she just a stay-home mom
and little sixpacks rear?
Everybody speaks for [...]
