Laptops, no way!
Portable computers
are the wonder of the age,
but are not very practical
for someone at my stage.
Laptop you may call them,
but to me they’re like a slap –
an insult, cuz when sitting
I no longer have a lap!

Portable computers
are the wonder of the age,
but are not very practical
for someone at my stage.
Laptop you may call them,
but to me they’re like a slap –
an insult, cuz when sitting
I no longer have a lap!