A Nonsense Poem
Q & A (A Nonsense Poem)
Hey Sarah Palin, what’s your plan
to help us keep our homes?
Golly gee, I just forget
to pack my brush and combs!
Oh Sarah Palin, have you got
a way out of Iraq?
Jeepers, all the hardware stores
should order more shellac!
Young Sarah Palin, what’s the deal
with John McCain’s great age?
Peachy keen, stuffed turkey is
much better [...]
Great Debate?
Sarah Palin must debate
the crafty Joseph Biden
to see which of the two of them
more ignorance is hidin’.
Old Joe, he’s got too many years
inside the cursed Beltway;
while Sunny Sarah of the North
from all the pressure melt may.
Now when it comes to Wall Street
I am sure they’ll both agree
that bankers have to rob us blind
this once in [...]
Change
Like the bums who mumble
at you from a too close range,
politicians are demanding
that we must have change.
Change in the economy
and change in foreign wars;
change inside the Beltway
and behind the White House doors.
Everyone’s a maverick
who shuns the party line
to bring us the Millenium
of roses and sweet wine.
McCain is no one’s patsy
and Barack is no one’s fool;
Joe [...]
A Mighty Hunter Sarah Palin
A mighty hunter, Sarah Palin;
her story sure is no tall-tailin’;
she hits her target, never failin’;
a grizzly bear she boasts of nailin’;
for media, no more free sailin’;
cuz she takes aim and they start bailin’;
so newscasters, begin your wailin’;
there’s no escape from Sarah Palin.
