Bottle Baloney
Coffee leaves you nervous.
Drinking tea will stain your teeth.
Liquor is expensive
and will make your liver seethe.
Milk is way too filling.
Soda pop will make you burp.
Lemonade is sour
and has too much of corn syrup.
Water plain and simple
that pours freely from the tap
is what we should be drinking,
if it didn’t taste like crap.
But bottle it and label [...]
