Irradiated lettuce
will be coming to your store
to squelch those nasty beasties
that into your innards bore.
Salmonella soon will be
a charming fairy tale
as you snack on spinach
and a salad of raw kale.
Gamma rays mean freedom
from the worries of disease;
so have some soda crackers
with irradiated cheese!
Technology is wonderful,
it nurtures us so well
that soon we’ll feed entire worlds
on just one cracked egg shell.
So what if everybody starts
to glow when it gets dark?
It won’t be long before we’re
sipping on a malted quark!
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